You will be forced to call me Kris.
I'm from Norway, and I ride polar bears to school.
I know Santa, cause he lives in Norway in Fredrikstad. He's fat, and won't fulfill my wishes, cause I'm too old. That sucks. I'm 16, and I intend to stay 16, cause 17 is crap.
I am very lazy, so don't expect anything.
I hate a boy named Magnus, and some day, I'll beat him into the ground.

The Books: Harry Potter & Friends, The Vampire Chronicles, Lord of The Flies, Sherlock Holmes

The Music: Muse, Placebo, Kaizers Orchestra, Valkyrien All-Stars, Aerosmith, Arctic Monkeys, Billy Talent, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Breaking Benjamin, The Cure, Deep Purple, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Gogol Bordello, Guns N' Roses, Haydn, Mozart, The Hives, KoRn, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Mayflies, Mew, My Chemical Romance, Porcupine Tree, Queen, Queens Of The Ston Age, Sigur Rós, Taking Back Sunday, Tori Amos, The Vines, The White Stripes, Wolfmother, 30 Seconds To Mars, Sick Puppies

man.-.